Chump Line 07/02/09

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" And it has a fever not just an Oscar and Nobel prize to him. Not bad for a guy who smoked enough pot to flunk out of both law and divinity school."

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" You know a good thing about all this rain though is you don't have to worry about a bird crap on your car. It's going to be gone in about not half hour to an hour. Supporters not thing in for the line calls the dirty sounding the alarm. I don't know what the birdies -- It's not a site hasn't been a silent spring -- silent summer around here we're talking about Rachel Carson to another. Another skier -- the issue is the Al Gore referred generation. Clamoring about deviancy."

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" Maybe they got -- door segment on this story that was on the Internet today it's. It it -- suggested that men c.'s Mark Sanford. They see emit it is the C Mark -- they seemed Mark Sanford as a as a typical male I don't see him as a typical male. Perceives as limited mail as -- any -- He's he's almost fifty years always talk about soul mates. And you know -- and I wish everybody was saying was a brilliant career and it's shot at the White House just about manner. And now he's a laughingstock and they say that it. In South Carolina you know the various politicians for a public reasons have to demand that he resign. But everybody wants him to stay in office because he's so week keeps you there when we think so everybody else and zip does it become a position of power in South Carolina. We'll we'll have more power because there's going to be a total vacuum in the governor's office for the next year now."

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" Using this time a year I give their real vacation from big gas belts not so much this year -- music your gas fireplace. Yes I have Cindy yes they have and the dogs like that. When that when -- finally push the dogs outside for a few minutes and they get a little bit wet they they come in and they they wanna sit down in front of the fireplace he'd turn it on for them. No none of that -- to return unless some there in the in the room with them now I -- what are you crazy. You're Leo -- the other side effect of this thing has. I got a million flies in the house I keep it. The series you know that. And through accounts from. I don't I don't know by the I'm getting flooded out there -- problems the moisture is great for mother is Shimmy like tonight you -- usually see a -- walk over to the garage together. I would be walking over to the garage with you -- in the tiger -- kill about a half hour because the bombs at the book the fly bombs are going off and my house -- drugs. At about 530 they will be they'll be outside. Although we still think if there's a bonding on the there's an -- on the back I mean they they don't have. What does it just keeps arraigned from pelting you in the face light so that so what's wrong with that their dogs they're called."

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" Any day is a good data Kennedy bash. We brought up Bobby Kennedy to Bobby Kennedy's another one of these guys the ones have Nuremburg trials for the Myers. Is this the same Bobby Kennedy was shot out. In the in the suggests. The Chris that the transcontinental jet than they had this they had to well win the plane enough. In South Dakota because he would you gonna do coma now this guy wants to have trials for people who believe in global warming. "

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" Yes this just into the newsroom. Michael Jackson steal that and tell me if you didn't see this one coming Debbie -- once custody of the children. It's -- very. It's a stack up you know cut. The so Debbie -- once custody of the kids that's a shakedown. The Washington Post is running salons. For lobbyists to meet Washington Post reporters and administration officials. And suitably liberal politically correct congressman shakedown."

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" Howie. If there's no honorable mention for Karl Malden. I call every time with Karl Malden. And now I miss him. Okay time portrait things about how he can't thank you."

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